This morning, Downing Street has announced that Mr Johnson intends to utilise a ‘Benny Hill Strategy’ during the next round…
In a landmark legal case, Heather Mills and her sister Fiona were today awarded with a “substantial sum” of money…
Lucifer Moggy, otherwise known as ‘the cat in hell’, has this week stated that, despite not actually being in the…
In the light of the revelations from recent days that, over the past few decades, leading Tories have from time…
The Devil has this week placed his current hand cart for sale on eBay, stating that he may need to…
In an unprecedented move, the Conservative Party’s 1922 committee have today announced that, following the likely departure of Theresa May…
“People have been panicking needlessly at the prospect of a no-deal Brexit, and then a weather event such as this…
Farage picture was fake, but was the picture claimed to be the original also a fake? A number of years…
“They called themselves the Slytherin Boys. Neither of them fancied Hermione “ Whereas the mainstream media has widely reported that…
“Bi’aaaatch be trippin’!” Given the chaos that the British political system has hoisted upon itself with the entire Brexit fiasco…