London, Sunday 5th April 2020 Following many days of speculation, Corona Virus today stated to a packed out press conference…
In an interesting turn of events this week, Prime Minister Johnson admitted to lying to the Queen about his declared…
Despite it being likely that the Prime Minister will be required by law to write to a letter to the…
In a last gasp attempt to get his parliamentary colleagues and the broader British public on board with his plan…
This morning, Downing Street has announced that Mr Johnson intends to utilise a ‘Benny Hill Strategy’ during the next round…
In a landmark legal case, Heather Mills and her sister Fiona were today awarded with a “substantial sum” of money…
Lucifer Moggy, otherwise known as ‘the cat in hell’, has this week stated that, despite not actually being in the…
In the light of the revelations from recent days that, over the past few decades, leading Tories have from time…
The Devil has this week placed his current hand cart for sale on eBay, stating that he may need to…
In an unprecedented move, the Conservative Party’s 1922 committee have today announced that, following the likely departure of Theresa May…