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Amber Rudd named after peculiarly coloured fish

19th January 2019 editor 1 Comment

Disgusting bottom feeder. And a fish… The shock revelation that heavy-weight Tory frontbencher Amber Rudd was actually named after a…

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Posted in: Conservatives, UK Filed under: Amber Rudd, Amberrudd, Conservatives, Tories

Thatcher’s soul stored in seven horcruxes…

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…and she’s coming back to sort out Brexit Whereas it had been widely understood that Margaret Thatcher had died over…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, UK Filed under: brexit, Conservatives, Harry Potter, Harrypotter, Horcrux, Thatcher, Tories

Jeremy Corbyn unsure if he’s indecisive or not

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What the #@&! is going on? Jeremy Corbyn yesterday announced that he is, as of yet, still unsure as to…

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Posted in: Brexit, Europe, Labour, UK Filed under: brexit, Corbyn, Jeremy Corbyn, JeremyCorbyn, Labour

Boris Johnson secretly knows he’s a complete idiot….

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It’s even worse than we thought… For many years the electorate have largely assumed that Boris Johnson is some sort…

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Posted in: Brexit, UK Filed under: Boris Johnson, Borisjohnson, brexit, Tories

Theresa May to launch dance school

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Oh God! I think I’m going to be sick! Theresa May has today announced that, following her political career, which,…

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Ivanka Trump to ‘clean up’ with forest rake manufacturing business…

27th November 2018 editor Leave a comment

By Warren Vake & Roscoe P Coltrane New York, November 30 at 9:42 AM Ivanka Trump, daughter of President Donald Trump…

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