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“Queen loves being lied to” declares Prime Minister Johnson

21st September 2019 editor

In an interesting turn of events this week, Prime Minister Johnson admitted to lying to the Queen about his declared…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, Europe, News UK, Royal Family, UK Filed under: Boris Johnson, brexit, Queen

Boris to employ ‘Benny Hill Strategy’ in Brexit negotiations

3rd August 2019 editor

This morning, Downing Street has announced that Mr Johnson intends to utilise a ‘Benny Hill Strategy’ during the next round…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, Europe, UK Filed under: Boris, Boris Johnson, brexit, EU

Cat in hell believes he has better chance of becoming Prime Minister than Jeremy Hunt

8th July 2019 editor

Lucifer Moggy, otherwise known as ‘the cat in hell’, has this week stated that, despite not actually being in the…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, UK Filed under: Boris, Boris Johnson, Conservatives, Hunt, JeremyHunt, Tories

Boris Johnson secretly knows he’s a complete idiot….

19th January 2019 editor 2 Comments

It’s even worse than we thought… For many years the electorate have largely assumed that Boris Johnson is some sort…

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Posted in: Brexit, UK Filed under: Boris Johnson, Borisjohnson, brexit, Tories

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