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Cat in hell believes he has better chance of becoming Prime Minister than Jeremy Hunt

8th July 2019 editor

Lucifer Moggy, otherwise known as ‘the cat in hell’, has this week stated that, despite not actually being in the…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, UK Filed under: Boris, Boris Johnson, Conservatives, Hunt, JeremyHunt, Tories

Conservatives to re-brand as 24 Hour Party Party

8th June 2019 editor

In the light of the revelations from recent days that, over the past few decades, leading Tories have from time…

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Posted in: Conservatives, UK Filed under: Conservatives, drugs

Blakey from ‘On The Buses’ to be next Tory Prime Minister

29th March 2019 editor

In an unprecedented move, the Conservative Party’s 1922 committee have today announced that, following the likely departure of Theresa May…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, UK Filed under: Conservatives, onthebusses, prime minister, Tories

Gove & Reece-Mogg: Slytherin boys shared dorm at Hogwarts

25th January 2019 editor 1 Comment

“They called themselves the Slytherin Boys. Neither of them fancied Hermione “ Whereas the mainstream media has widely reported that…

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Posted in: Conservatives, UK Filed under: Conservatives, Gove, Hogwarts, Reece Mogg, Slytherin, Tories

Expose: Pig’s Head tells all. “David & I were in love…”

21st January 2019 editor

“I only agreed to put it in my mouth because he told me he loved me” ‘Piggate’ emerged in September…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, Europe, UK Filed under: brexit, Conservatives, David Cameron, Piggate

Amber Rudd named after peculiarly coloured fish

19th January 2019 editor 1 Comment

Disgusting bottom feeder. And a fish… The shock revelation that heavy-weight Tory frontbencher Amber Rudd was actually named after a…

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Posted in: Conservatives, UK Filed under: Amber Rudd, Amberrudd, Conservatives, Tories

Thatcher’s soul stored in seven horcruxes…

editor 1 Comment

…and she’s coming back to sort out Brexit Whereas it had been widely understood that Margaret Thatcher had died over…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, UK Filed under: brexit, Conservatives, Harry Potter, Harrypotter, Horcrux, Thatcher, Tories

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