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President Trump graciously offers compromise when no other options are available to him

21st January 2019 editor Leave a comment

“I’ve won awards for being reasonable…” Amidst the longest ever government shutdown in United States history, President Trump has very…

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Posted in: USA Filed under: Shutdown, Trump, Wall

Trump to build wall on light side of the Moon!

20th January 2019 Roscoe P Coltrane Leave a comment

The cotton plants that sprouted on the moon’s far side aboard China’s Chang’e 4 lander are dead, done in by…

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Posted in: China, USA, World Filed under: China, Dark Side of the Moon, MoonWall, Trump, Wall

Trump reclassifies high-level nuclear waste to encourage NEW superheroes in the USA!

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President Trump reportedly plans to reclassify high and low-level radioactive waste scattered around the U.S in order to make it…

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Posted in: USA Filed under: Nuclear Waste, Trump

Ivanka Trump to ‘clean up’ with forest rake manufacturing business…

27th November 2018 editor Leave a comment

By Warren Vake & Roscoe P Coltrane New York, November 30 at 9:42 AM Ivanka Trump, daughter of President Donald Trump…

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