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President Trump graciously offers compromise when no other options are available to him

21st January 2019 editor

“I’ve won awards for being reasonable…” Amidst the longest ever government shutdown in United States history, President Trump has very…

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Posted in: USA Filed under: Shutdown, Trump, Wall

Trump to build wall on light side of the Moon!

20th January 2019 Roscoe P Coltrane

The cotton plants that sprouted on the moon’s far side aboard China’s Chang’e 4 lander are dead, done in by…

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Posted in: China, USA, World Filed under: China, Dark Side of the Moon, MoonWall, Trump, Wall

Trump reclassifies high-level nuclear waste to encourage NEW superheroes in the USA!

Roscoe P Coltrane

President Trump reportedly plans to reclassify high and low-level radioactive waste scattered around the U.S in order to make it…

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Posted in: USA Filed under: Nuclear Waste, Trump

Ivanka Trump to ‘clean up’ with forest rake manufacturing business…

27th November 2018 editor

By Warren Vake & Roscoe P Coltrane New York, November 30 at 9:42 AM Ivanka Trump, daughter of President Donald Trump…

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