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Month: January 2019

Corbyn was the punk, not Farage

26th January 2019 editor Leave a comment

Farage picture was fake, but was the picture claimed to be the original also a fake? A number of years…

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Posted in: Labour, UK Filed under: Corbyn, Farage, JeremyCorbyn, NigelFarage, Punk

Gove & Reece-Mogg: Slytherin boys shared dorm at Hogwarts

25th January 2019 editor 1 Comment

“They called themselves the Slytherin Boys. Neither of them fancied Hermione “ Whereas the mainstream media has widely reported that…

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Posted in: Conservatives, UK Filed under: Conservatives, Gove, Hogwarts, Reece Mogg, Slytherin, Tories

‘Teen speak’ adopted in UK parliament in attempt to attract younger voters

24th January 2019 editor Leave a comment

“Bi’aaaatch be trippin’!” Given the chaos that the British political system has hoisted upon itself with the entire Brexit fiasco…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, Labour, Liberal Democrats, UK Filed under: Bercow, brexit, Corbyn, May, parliament

VakeNews complain to Microsoft about not having NewsGuard warning

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“What the @#%& are the Daily Mail complaining about?” asks Warren Vake This week, the Daily Mail newspaper made a…

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Posted in: UK Filed under: Daily Mail, NewsGuard

President Trump graciously offers compromise when no other options are available to him

21st January 2019 editor Leave a comment

“I’ve won awards for being reasonable…” Amidst the longest ever government shutdown in United States history, President Trump has very…

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Posted in: USA Filed under: Shutdown, Trump, Wall

Expose: Pig’s Head tells all. “David & I were in love…”

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“I only agreed to put it in my mouth because he told me he loved me” ‘Piggate’ emerged in September…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, Europe, UK Filed under: brexit, Conservatives, David Cameron, Piggate

Trump to build wall on light side of the Moon!

20th January 2019 Roscoe P Coltrane Leave a comment

The cotton plants that sprouted on the moon’s far side aboard China’s Chang’e 4 lander are dead, done in by…

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Posted in: China, USA, World Filed under: China, Dark Side of the Moon, MoonWall, Trump, Wall

Trump reclassifies high-level nuclear waste to encourage NEW superheroes in the USA!

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President Trump reportedly plans to reclassify high and low-level radioactive waste scattered around the U.S in order to make it…

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Posted in: USA Filed under: Nuclear Waste, Trump

ANOTHER DUKE on the loose, but not in Hazzard County!!

19th January 2019 Roscoe P Coltrane Leave a comment

The Duke of Hazard, but not in Hazzard Dear Diary, Sheriff Roscoe P Coltrane Sheriff of Hazzard County reporting on…

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Posted in: Royal Family, UK Filed under: Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip

Amber Rudd named after peculiarly coloured fish

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Disgusting bottom feeder. And a fish… The shock revelation that heavy-weight Tory frontbencher Amber Rudd was actually named after a…

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Posted in: Conservatives, UK Filed under: Amber Rudd, Amberrudd, Conservatives, Tories

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