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Month: January 2019

Corbyn was the punk, not Farage

26th January 2019 editor

Farage picture was fake, but was the picture claimed to be the original also a fake? A number of years…

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Posted in: Labour, UK Filed under: Corbyn, Farage, JeremyCorbyn, NigelFarage, Punk

Gove & Reece-Mogg: Slytherin boys shared dorm at Hogwarts

25th January 2019 editor 1 Comment

“They called themselves the Slytherin Boys. Neither of them fancied Hermione “ Whereas the mainstream media has widely reported that…

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Posted in: Conservatives, UK Filed under: Conservatives, Gove, Hogwarts, Reece Mogg, Slytherin, Tories

‘Teen speak’ adopted in UK parliament in attempt to attract younger voters

24th January 2019 editor

“Bi’aaaatch be trippin’!” Given the chaos that the British political system has hoisted upon itself with the entire Brexit fiasco…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, Labour, Liberal Democrats, UK Filed under: Bercow, brexit, Corbyn, May, parliament

VakeNews complain to Microsoft about not having NewsGuard warning

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“What the @#%& are the Daily Mail complaining about?” asks Warren Vake This week, the Daily Mail newspaper made a…

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Posted in: UK Filed under: Daily Mail, NewsGuard

President Trump graciously offers compromise when no other options are available to him

21st January 2019 editor

“I’ve won awards for being reasonable…” Amidst the longest ever government shutdown in United States history, President Trump has very…

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Posted in: USA Filed under: Shutdown, Trump, Wall

Expose: Pig’s Head tells all. “David & I were in love…”

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“I only agreed to put it in my mouth because he told me he loved me” ‘Piggate’ emerged in September…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, Europe, UK Filed under: brexit, Conservatives, David Cameron, Piggate

Trump to build wall on light side of the Moon!

20th January 2019 Roscoe P Coltrane

The cotton plants that sprouted on the moon’s far side aboard China’s Chang’e 4 lander are dead, done in by…

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Posted in: China, USA, World Filed under: China, Dark Side of the Moon, MoonWall, Trump, Wall

Trump reclassifies high-level nuclear waste to encourage NEW superheroes in the USA!

Roscoe P Coltrane

President Trump reportedly plans to reclassify high and low-level radioactive waste scattered around the U.S in order to make it…

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Posted in: USA Filed under: Nuclear Waste, Trump

ANOTHER DUKE on the loose, but not in Hazzard County!!

19th January 2019 Roscoe P Coltrane

The Duke of Hazard, but not in Hazzard Dear Diary, Sheriff Roscoe P Coltrane Sheriff of Hazzard County reporting on…

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Posted in: Royal Family, UK Filed under: Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip

Amber Rudd named after peculiarly coloured fish

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Disgusting bottom feeder. And a fish… The shock revelation that heavy-weight Tory frontbencher Amber Rudd was actually named after a…

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Posted in: Conservatives, UK Filed under: Amber Rudd, Amberrudd, Conservatives, Tories

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