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Coronavirus categorically denies being infected by Boris Johnson

5th April 2020 editor Leave a comment

London, Sunday 5th April 2020 Following many days of speculation, Corona Virus today stated to a packed out press conference…

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Posted in: Conservatives, Coronavirus, News UK

“Queen loves being lied to” declares Prime Minister Johnson

21st September 2019 editor Leave a comment

In an interesting turn of events this week, Prime Minister Johnson admitted to lying to the Queen about his declared…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, Europe, News UK, Royal Family, UK Filed under: Boris Johnson, brexit, Queen

Boris considers Violet Elizabeth approach to discussing Brexit extension date with EU

8th September 2019 editor Leave a comment

Despite it being likely that the Prime Minister will be required by law to write to a letter to the…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, Europe, Labour, UK

Boris wants to appear more ‘Churchillian’, and his marketing team produce this…

4th September 2019 editor Leave a comment

In a last gasp attempt to get his parliamentary colleagues and the broader British public on board with his plan…

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Boris to employ ‘Benny Hill Strategy’ in Brexit negotiations

3rd August 2019 editor Leave a comment

This morning, Downing Street has announced that Mr Johnson intends to utilise a ‘Benny Hill Strategy’ during the next round…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, Europe, UK Filed under: Boris, Boris Johnson, brexit, EU

Heather Mills believes News Group Media should be punished by making Rupert Murdoch marry her

8th July 2019 editor Leave a comment

In a landmark legal case, Heather Mills and her sister Fiona were today awarded with a “substantial sum” of money…

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Posted in: News UK, UK Filed under: HeatherMills, NewsUK, RupertMurdoch

Cat in hell believes he has better chance of becoming Prime Minister than Jeremy Hunt

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Lucifer Moggy, otherwise known as ‘the cat in hell’, has this week stated that, despite not actually being in the…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, UK Filed under: Boris, Boris Johnson, Conservatives, Hunt, JeremyHunt, Tories

Conservatives to re-brand as 24 Hour Party Party

8th June 2019 editor Leave a comment

In the light of the revelations from recent days that, over the past few decades, leading Tories have from time…

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Posted in: Conservatives, UK Filed under: Conservatives, drugs

Devil places old handcart on eBay in preparation for No-Deal Brexit

21st May 2019 editor Leave a comment

The Devil has this week placed his current hand cart for sale on eBay, stating that he may need to…

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Blakey from ‘On The Buses’ to be next Tory Prime Minister

29th March 2019 editor Leave a comment

In an unprecedented move, the Conservative Party’s 1922 committee have today announced that, following the likely departure of Theresa May…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, UK Filed under: Conservatives, onthebusses, prime minister, Tories

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