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Coronavirus categorically denies being infected by Boris Johnson

5th April 2020 editor

London, Sunday 5th April 2020 Following many days of speculation, Corona Virus today stated to a packed out press conference…

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Posted in: Conservatives, Coronavirus, News UK

“Queen loves being lied to” declares Prime Minister Johnson

21st September 2019 editor

In an interesting turn of events this week, Prime Minister Johnson admitted to lying to the Queen about his declared…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, Europe, News UK, Royal Family, UK Filed under: Boris Johnson, brexit, Queen

Boris considers Violet Elizabeth approach to discussing Brexit extension date with EU

8th September 2019 editor

Despite it being likely that the Prime Minister will be required by law to write to a letter to the…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, Europe, Labour, UK

Boris wants to appear more ‘Churchillian’, and his marketing team produce this…

4th September 2019 editor

In a last gasp attempt to get his parliamentary colleagues and the broader British public on board with his plan…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, Europe, UK

Boris to employ ‘Benny Hill Strategy’ in Brexit negotiations

3rd August 2019 editor

This morning, Downing Street has announced that Mr Johnson intends to utilise a ‘Benny Hill Strategy’ during the next round…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, Europe, UK Filed under: Boris, Boris Johnson, brexit, EU

Heather Mills believes News Group Media should be punished by making Rupert Murdoch marry her

8th July 2019 editor

In a landmark legal case, Heather Mills and her sister Fiona were today awarded with a “substantial sum” of money…

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Posted in: News UK, UK Filed under: HeatherMills, NewsUK, RupertMurdoch

Cat in hell believes he has better chance of becoming Prime Minister than Jeremy Hunt

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Lucifer Moggy, otherwise known as ‘the cat in hell’, has this week stated that, despite not actually being in the…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, UK Filed under: Boris, Boris Johnson, Conservatives, Hunt, JeremyHunt, Tories

Conservatives to re-brand as 24 Hour Party Party

8th June 2019 editor

In the light of the revelations from recent days that, over the past few decades, leading Tories have from time…

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Posted in: Conservatives, UK Filed under: Conservatives, drugs

Devil places old handcart on eBay in preparation for No-Deal Brexit

21st May 2019 editor

The Devil has this week placed his current hand cart for sale on eBay, stating that he may need to…

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Blakey from ‘On The Buses’ to be next Tory Prime Minister

29th March 2019 editor

In an unprecedented move, the Conservative Party’s 1922 committee have today announced that, following the likely departure of Theresa May…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, UK Filed under: Conservatives, onthebusses, prime minister, Tories

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