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“Queen loves being lied to” declares Prime Minister Johnson

21st September 2019 editor

In an interesting turn of events this week, Prime Minister Johnson admitted to lying to the Queen about his declared…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, Europe, News UK, Royal Family, UK Filed under: Boris Johnson, brexit, Queen

Boris to employ ‘Benny Hill Strategy’ in Brexit negotiations

3rd August 2019 editor

This morning, Downing Street has announced that Mr Johnson intends to utilise a ‘Benny Hill Strategy’ during the next round…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, Europe, UK Filed under: Boris, Boris Johnson, brexit, EU

‘Teen speak’ adopted in UK parliament in attempt to attract younger voters

24th January 2019 editor

“Bi’aaaatch be trippin’!” Given the chaos that the British political system has hoisted upon itself with the entire Brexit fiasco…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, Labour, Liberal Democrats, UK Filed under: Bercow, brexit, Corbyn, May, parliament

Expose: Pig’s Head tells all. “David & I were in love…”

21st January 2019 editor

“I only agreed to put it in my mouth because he told me he loved me” ‘Piggate’ emerged in September…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, Europe, UK Filed under: brexit, Conservatives, David Cameron, Piggate

Thatcher’s soul stored in seven horcruxes…

19th January 2019 editor 1 Comment

…and she’s coming back to sort out Brexit Whereas it had been widely understood that Margaret Thatcher had died over…

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Posted in: Brexit, Conservatives, UK Filed under: brexit, Conservatives, Harry Potter, Harrypotter, Horcrux, Thatcher, Tories

Jeremy Corbyn unsure if he’s indecisive or not

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What the #@&! is going on? Jeremy Corbyn yesterday announced that he is, as of yet, still unsure as to…

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Posted in: Brexit, Europe, Labour, UK Filed under: brexit, Corbyn, Jeremy Corbyn, JeremyCorbyn, Labour

Boris Johnson secretly knows he’s a complete idiot….

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It’s even worse than we thought… For many years the electorate have largely assumed that Boris Johnson is some sort…

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Posted in: Brexit, UK Filed under: Boris Johnson, Borisjohnson, brexit, Tories

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